Dispatches from the Man-Cave

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Let me introduce you to DC Villian, Tyrannosaurus Reich. He’s a machine-gun toting, Fuhrer-lovin’, Scat-porn fappin’, Nazi Dinosaur from another dimension! He only appeared in a one-shot, but I still believe that there is so much more that can be done with this character. Everything from a comic book series, to a Saturday morning cartoon with a full action figure line (Eva Brauntosaurus comes with a cyanide pill and a hand-gun equipped with a single bullet!), to even a movie picture deal!  It’ll be Schindler’s List meets Jurassic Park. This is a fail-safe plan to making millions!

Actually, I wouldn’t mind it if the movie bombed (which it wouldn’t) as long as Universal Studios makes a ride out of it. Imagine — you and your family get inside a rusty rail cart, and ride around the track being spooked by animatronic Nazisaurs.

“Oh look, the Hirohitotops is blowing steam into the cart, how fun!”

Then, halfway through the ride the cart stops, and SS Velociraptors force everyone at gunpoint into a cramped, realistic recreation of a concentration camp where you and your family are stripped naked, showered, and shaved bald! After being starved for 3 days, they let you back on the cart and you go about your merry way!

Who wouldn’t want to do that?!

Major Bummer, how I miss thee…